TV has given us lots of bad/awesome cartoon dads over the year, those that make our average potbellied dads seem like Gandhi. The first one to be featured is Stan Smith, an agent/spy who obviously can't hide his occupation from everyone else because he's so awesome - or at least he thought he is.
Macho by nature, Stan Smith would easily beat the crap out of the rest of the aforementioned cartoon dads here. However - in doing so, he would cause back to back World Wars, manage to alienate an entire population of a nation, and frustrate his wife.
Oh, he's also easily the best looking one, with way higher odds of squaring with chicks. Compare him with that pathetic pork of a man, Peter Griffin. This guy is so awesome, he even has his own shoe brand. Oh, wait.
Okay, that's an Adidas Stan Smith shoes, which anyway is not awesome enough for Stan to wear.
See the pic above? Stan lived his life exclusively, using taxpayers money for his luxuries and to keep up the lies he's hiding from his wife. Apparently, he tricked his wife into believing that a complete stranger is her father-in-law. If you think that that is just a Barney Stinson level of douche/awesome=ness, swallow this. He managed to tricked her for twenty years.
Face, NPH.



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